Quotes we love... from The Morganville Vampires


We thought it was about time to dig up some of our favourite quotes from the much loved series by Rachel Caine, The Morganville Vampires.

And here they are:

“Welcome to Morganville.You'll never want to leave.And even if you do...well, you can't. Sorry about that.”

“Hell", Shane spit in disgust. "I can't hit a girl. Here, Claire. You hit her" He tossed her the bat.”
- Glass Houses

“Scoot over, man. I don't like you that much."
"Dick. That's not what you said last night."
"Bite me.”
- Glass Houses

"You. O Positive. How many exits?" "What?....Oh shit, did you just call me by my blood type?"
- The Dead Girls' Dance

“If you ask me if I'm okay again, I'm going to smack myself in the face just to punish you.”
- Midnight Alley

“Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?”
- Midnight Alley

“I just—we were talking, and we fell asleep. I swear, we didn’t, um—’’
‘‘Yeah, you’d better not have ummed.”
- Feast of Fools

“No, not you two. Stay here."
"Does he just not get how unfair and sexist that is?" Eve asked. "Men."
"You really want to go first?"
"Of course not. But I'd like the chance to refuse to go first.”
- Lord of Misrule

"Myrnin? Oh yeah. He did a Batman and took off into the night. What is with that guy, Claire? If he was a superhero, he'd be Bipolar Man.”
- Lord of Misrule

“That's it? That's your big goodbye?" Eve asked.
Claire looked at Eve mystified. "I think I need guy CliffNotes."
"Guys aren't deep enough to need CliffNotes."
"What were you waiting for, flowery poetry?" Shane snorted. "I hugged. I'm done.”
- Lord of Misrule

“They came out in a dim, damp basement - a generic sort of place, full of moulding boxes. 'You take me to the nicest places,' Claire said, and sneezed.”
- Carpe Corpus

“I don’t see a way in,” Eve whispered.
"Why are you whispering?” Myrnin whispered back. “Vampires can hear us anyway.”
- Fade Out

“Silver nitrate and water in a super soaker," he told her. "My own invention. Ought to be good at twenty feet, kind of like wasp spray."
"Oh. You get me the nicest things."
"Anybody can get jewelry. Posers”
- Fade Out

“Shane dragged Eve's suitcase into the room and dumped it on the floor beside her bed. “Hey, Dark Princess? Here’s your crap. Also, bite me.”
- Kiss of Death

“Jeez, Claire. If I didn't love you, you'd scare me.”
- Kiss of Death

“She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better."
"Define BETTER with that guy."
"Not all fangs and raaaaar.”
- Ghost Town

“Am I not ninja enough? Are you saying that I lack ninja?" (Eve)
-Bite Club

“Now could you please ask these idiots to stop pointing their bullets at me? It's terribly wasteful.”
- Bite Club

“Well,” Naomi said cheerfully, “what’s the worst that can happen?”
They were silent, considering that, because there were just so many possibilities. But in the end, it was a better idea than Facebook.
- Last Breath

"Bro," he said, in an injured tone, "I had to go out with a flamethrower, and you weren't there to see it."
"Pics or it didn't happen."
"Dude, little busy for pics. You know, throwing flame."
- Black Dawn

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  1. Yay! Love it! Shane is hilarious! But it wouldn't be more fun without the rest of the gang. That includes Myrnin. I really, really love The Morganville Series. Probably the best of all the vampire books I've read. And I actually don't mind if the series is that long. In fact, I'm impatiently waiting for the next installment. :)



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